Trump told to chill out

By NewsRoom24 on January 10th, 2017 / Views
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Donald trump is told to enjoy the white house and leave all the work to professionals.

Let us image Donald Trump’s first day at Oval Office in White House as being president.


At the first briefing to the President by CIA, Pentagon, FBI and other agencies.


Trump: “ We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.”

CIA: “We cannot do that.Sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.”

Trump: “ The Democrats created them.”

CIA: “We created ISIS, Sir. You need them or you will lose funding from the natural gas lobby.”

Trump: “ OK. Then let us stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.”

CIA: “ We can’t do that, Sir.”

Trump: “ Why is that?”

CIA: “ India will cut Balochistan out of Pakistan.”

Trump: “ I don’t care.”

CIA: “ India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.”

Trump: “ Then destroy Taliban.”

CIA: “ Sir, we can’t do that. We created Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80’s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.”

Trump: “ Ok. Then let us stop terror-sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis. ”

Pentagon: “ Sir, we can’t do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can’t have democracy there, otherwise, their people will get that oil and we can’t let their people own it. ”

Trump: “Then, let us invade Iran.”

Pentagon: “We can’t do that either, Sir.  ”

Trump: “ Why not?”

CIA: “ We are talking to them, Sir.”

Trump: “ What?Why?”

CIA: “ We want our stealth drone back.If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides, we need Iran to keep Israel in check.”

Trump: “ Then let us invade Iraq again.”

CIA: “ Sir, our friends the ISIS is occupying one-third of Iraq. ”

Trump: “Why not the whole of Iraq? ”

CIA: “ We need the Shi’ite government of Iraq to keep the ISIS in check.”

Trump: “I am going to ban Muslims from entering the US.”

FBI: “We can’t do that, Sir.”

Trump: Why not?“”

FBI: “ Then our own population will become fearless.”

Trump: “Then I am going to deport all the illegal immigrants to the south of the border.”

Border patrol: “You can’t do that either, Sir.”

Trump: “Why not?”

Border patrol: “If they are gone, who will build the wall?”

Trump: “ I am going to do away with H1B visas.”

USCIS: “ You can’t do that, Sir.”

Trump: “ Why?”

Chief of Staff: “ If we do that we will have to outsource White house operations to Bangalore. That is again in India.”

Trump( sweating profusely by now): “ What the hell should I do as President ?”

CIA: “ Enjoy the White House, Sir! We will take care of the rest!!!”

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