Denzel see’s his meht Dave doing a striptease in front of a tractor – Why? – Priceless
Denzel is passing by Dave’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Dave doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, Dave performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Denzel rushes in and says, “What are ee doin meht?”
“Bleddy ell, Denzel, ee scared the crap out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Dave.
“But me ‘n the Ol’ Lady been havin’ trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”
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