Top 10 Hilarious Amazon Reviews

Amazon is the largest internet-based retailer in the world. It sells an array of items ranging from books to DVDs to clothes. One of the best features Amazon has to offer are the online reviews of that you can browse through whilst deciding on a purchase.

If you’ve spent much time looking at these, chances are you’ve already stumbled across some of the weirdest and most outrages reviews out there!

Here are the top 10 hilarious reviews on Amazon:


1.Disappointed by Fossickson Greeb-Streebling
“Don’t buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn’t stopped crying for a week.”

2.Excellent Insulator by Wilbur
“This foil is absolutely ideal for lining the surface of my shuttle for re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere. I’ve used it time and time again and it always stands up to scrutiny. Also I wrap my sandwich in it. It’s fine for that too…3. Timeless by grogcat
“After purchasing this, time has taken on a whole new meaning in our house. As I type this, it is currently 5 past Pat’s chin. Lovely.”

4. Great product! by A keen skier
“My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn’t want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up.”

“Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)”

6. My Transformation is Complete by ByronicHero
“It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways. Now I question everything I thought I once knew and fear I am no longer capable of following through with my primary objective. I know that those who sent me will not relent. They will send others in my place… But we will be ready.”


7. Hoping it’d be crap by Ben Harrison
“Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it’d be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder.” 8. Congratulations EA by Amazon Customer
“Congratulations EA. You earned one star. Additional stars can be purchased for $5.49 each.”

9. I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children… by Sir Chubs
“I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of the mask. Whenever they protect about their bed time, or ask for too many sweets. I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is the King Penguin.10.WARNING! by Baaford
“This was great until I came in drunk one night and got an idea. Do NOT use this on anything other than a banana. Trust me.”


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